The Rock and Roll Bathroom Reader

Rivers Cuomo was about 10 feet in front of me. He sported knee-length socks, basketball shorts, a trucker hat, an army jacket, and a moustache the size of Kuwait. I almost gave him five bucks.
– Shit Yeah, Weezer

This is a DIY collection of my favorite original writing, from this blog and from other less formidable places.

They each saw the light of day, busting someone’s balls for a short time before being buried forever in obscurity. They’re brought together here for you to download to your smartphone, keep as a PDF, or print out into the real world.

At almost 50 pages, the Rock and Roll Bathroom Reader is a highlight reel in witty music commentary from a writer who has inspired both copycat and revenge posts. Its only drawback is the lack of a comment section where you can vent your own reprisals.

There is, however, email.

Here you will learn:

• Brian Wilson’s play-by-play script for bagging chicks
• The revealing truth about Hanson’s MMMBop
• What it’s like to almost meet Billy Corgan
• Why you, or maybe your neighbors, loathe Radiohead
• Other musical truths you might not have realized…

To download, just click the blue button below. Enjoy!